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Breaking News: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On and crashed into We All Have Problems before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin'. If you like this...repost to your status" FB status update from Ellen Kauffman
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Women are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!" FB status update from Carol Merrill
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Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Suess
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Things turn out the best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out." John Wooden
"I've loved something that doesn't really exist." Scarlet O'Hara (Gone With The Wind)
"Don't look back, don't look back. It drags at your heart until you can't do anything but look back." Scarlet O'Hara (Gone With The Wind)
"It's better to be kind, than right" Ed Evans
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." Albert Einstein
